Team Survey

Sean has compiled a list of questions to allow him to pry into your personal life and gain access to your most shameful thoughts and feelings. Reveal your mysteries to Sean and he will convert them into some kind of vaguely entertaining biography about the team for all to enjoy. Participation is so mandatory on this, he's not even kidding.

1. What is your name? (REQUIRED)
2. What three sports, in your opinion, should a triathlon be composed
of?
1.
2.
3.
3. What is the first thing that pops into your head when you think
"softball"?
4. What position would Bea Arthur play, were she on our team?
5. How did the bunt get its name?
6. What activity does playing softball most closely compare to?
7. Complete this sentence: "I'm the king of _______________!"
8. What is your approximate height?
9. Please tell us, in your own words, how sweet victory will taste
this season.
10. What one famous animal would you want on our team this season? Why?
11. Say something about one of your teammates.
12. What is your favorite saying/quote at the moment?
13. Complete the following verse to "Sasquatch" by Tenacious D:

"There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was ______________ "

13b. Seriously - wasn't that last question a completely awesome burn on Sean? yeah
hells yeah
14. What the hell is this?
no cheating in the alt tag!