Practice makes pain!

Time for practice!

Two pre-season practices are planned this year to get our fat asses back into the swing of things. (Ha! Get it, swing? Oh, forget it.)
All old, lazy players from previous seasons as well as new, stupid players are encouraged to show up and meet the rest of the team. This means everyone. Which means you.

Practice #1: Thursday, June 23, 6:15 p.m.
Practice #2: Sunday, June 26, 2:00 p.m.
Meet at Sean's house: [email him for the secret location]

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Practice Field

Sean took a super picture of the practice field! No, seriously, it was awful. The photo highlighted the little field in all its chunky, gopher-pitted glory. So I jazzed it up a little.

the two players you don't want to come up against on monday

For those of you who are either visually impaired or stupid, this is clearly a picture of Joe Armstrong (the most macho name ever, btw), the American Ninja, battling a real ninja for mastery of the outfield. What he doesn't know, however, is that T-Rex is about to get the drop on him in a very messy way. Sorry American Ninja, but you're gonna lose this game.