Sean gave me grief for not updating stuff, but this is all he's got! Et tu, jerkface?
BTW - if things are repeating, just refresh the page. Sometimes random just isn't random enough, you know?

Don't hate the player. No, wait - do!

Adam just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Randall just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Lopaka had a late night with a Cremorian Fangor Beast.
Rickie knows there's no point in mentioning those bats. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
James had a late night with a Cremorian Fangor Beast.
Christina was a pro looper - you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock - for the Dalai Lama. Twelfth son of the Lama.
Billy could never get the hang of Thursdays.
Mike once drove a rig full of beer from Texas to Georgia in 24 hours, but secretly would have preferred to drive the Trans-Am.
monster truck used in place of missing picture. rawk!Dawn likes to be called Bronco.
Brian! Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
Sean just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Jen just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
monster truck used in place of missing picture. rawk!Sasquatch, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable.