 | Adam thinks it's never too early for flapjacks. |
 | Randall thinks it's never too early for flapjacks. |
 | Lopaka thinks milk was a bad choice. |
 | Rickie has hired you to help start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. |
 | James likes to be called Bronco. |
 | Christina, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable. |
 | Billy had a late night with a Cremorian Fangor Beast. |
 | Mike, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable. |
 | Dawn is pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and plans on finding out what that is. |
 | Brian deals with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? |
 | Sean once drove a rig full of beer from Texas to Georgia in 24 hours, but secretly would have preferred to drive the Trans-Am. |
 | Jen, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable. |
 | Sasquatch was a pro looper - you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock - for the Dalai Lama. Twelfth son of the Lama. |