Saving Nolan Ryan

(softball as played by no-talent wannabes)

Sean gave me grief for not updating stuff, but this is all he's got! Et tu, jerkface?
BTW - if things are repeating, just refresh the page. Sometimes random just isn't random enough, you know?

Don't hate the player. No, wait - do!

	Adam thinks it's never too early for flapjacks.
	Randall is looking at now now. Everything that's happening now is happening now. Hopefully, you didn't miss it. Just now.
	Lopaka likes gladiator movies.
	Rickie is looking at now now. Everything that's happening now is happening now. Hopefully, you didn't miss it. Just now.
	James saved Latin, what did you ever do?
	Christina is overruling you, because this isn't a democracy, it's a cheer-ocracy. Spirit fingers!
	Billy likes to be called Bronco.
	Mike started a fight in the War Room.
	Dawn thinks it's never too early for flapjacks.
	Brian likes to be called Bronco.
	Sean thinks milk was a bad choice.
	Jen! Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
	Sasquatch drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.