Sean gave me grief for not updating stuff, but this is all he's got! Et tu, jerkface?
BTW - if things are repeating, just refresh the page. Sometimes random just isn't random enough, you know?

Don't hate the player. No, wait - do!

Adam thinks it's never too early for flapjacks.
Randall thinks it's never too early for flapjacks.
Lopaka thinks milk was a bad choice.
Rickie has hired you to help start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.
James likes to be called Bronco.
Christina, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable.
Billy had a late night with a Cremorian Fangor Beast.
Mike, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable.
monster truck used in place of missing picture. rawk!Dawn is pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and plans on finding out what that is.
Brian deals with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Sean once drove a rig full of beer from Texas to Georgia in 24 hours, but secretly would have preferred to drive the Trans-Am.
Jen, when not on quests, sequins vests and impersonates Clark Gable.
monster truck used in place of missing picture. rawk!Sasquatch was a pro looper - you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock - for the Dalai Lama. Twelfth son of the Lama.