Because we love injury almost as much as we love winning. Plus injury happens way more often.
It's the return of our most popular (and relevant) feature, the Injury Report, where we track all the hot, violent action that goes down when another team comes in and stomps all over us.
All the categories, except for zombie and martian attack (I'm crossing my fingers on this one) are based on actual stupidity that has happened before. In cases of extremely bizarre injury, we've immortalized the victim by naming the injury after them. Who will get the first Special this year? Maybe you!
| Description | Total |
| aches & pains (a.k.a. wuss injuries): | |
| scratches & minor cuts: | |
| bleeding wounds: | |
| mysterious bruises: | 1 |
| sprains/pulled muscles: | |
| fractures: | |
| jammed fingers: | |
| crazy freaked-out zombie opponent threw an elbow: | |
| softball hits to the the arm/leg: | 2 |
| softball hits to the face/head: | |
| softball hits to the torso: | |
| softball hits to the groin: | |
| softball hits to the ass: | 1 |
| softball hits to babies/small dogs: | |
| Gina Specials (hitting self in head with bat): | |
| Billy Specials (hit in head with ball thrown by opposing team, +1 if results in destruction of sunglasses): | |
| Madeline Specials (crushed by metal backstop): | |
| full-body collisions: | |
| tripping over gopher holes: | |
| allergy/asthma/heart/martian/zombie attacks: |
Report your injury! We all want to know about the great sacrifice you have made for the good of the team. Live on in glory and let us know where it hurts.
mysterious bruises:
Christina - unknown. a spooky mystery.
limb hits:
Rickie - hit in the leg by Adam, resulting in bruise on shin.
Dawn - 1 leg injury to Dawn when Sean threw it to first too low and smacked
her right good.
ass hits:
Jen - ball went over head, bounced backwards, resulting in ass damage.
(more coming as soon as somebody induces pain)
Hey, sadists! Check out the Season 9 Injury Report for more rock 'em sock 'em action.