Game 1: June 29, 2005

Sultans of Spank 16 - Saving Nolan Ryan 11

After a strong 6 inning nailbiter, the forces of spank overcame our humble team in the final inning. Steroid use has not been ruled out however, since no one on the opposing team would submit to a random "shrunken testicles" test. The first game of the season is always a learning experience. We learned that the right fielder never gets the ball, that the pitcher has to fear for his life, and that Colin throwing a ball scares women. With that in mind, I'd like to award Colin the "Player of the game" award for game one. Colin really made the women scream. And this time it wasn't because he was loitering outside their apartment window.

Player of the Game: Colin!

colin is going to murder me for this.