Send a sexy e-mail

Sometimes in life you need to send an e-mail to Sean telling how much you love him and want to have ten of his babies, but he's a little paranoid so he won't tell you what his e-mail address is and also he changed his phone number after that episode with the body grease. So what can you do?
Answer: use this form, which will take your perverted message and wrap it up in a sterile package for Sean to carefully and safely enjoy at his leisure. You can also e-mail Jen if you find a website problem or have any suggestions.

(Note: by filling out this form, you are indicating that you don't mind if we post your message, in whole or in part or with bits taken out of context or inaccurately paraphrased for comedy, although this last bit really only applies to messages of the "you suck and die" or "check out this sweet picture of me in my clown wig!" persuasions. Thank you!)

Who you need to talk to:

Your name: (required)

Your email address: (required)

Message:

(Please note that your e-mail address will only be used to contact you. We promise not to sell it to Nigerian scam artists, no matter how much money they have tied up in that bank in Geneva.)